We jumped on top of eachother in the corner of the field, when my hand landed on Luis his butt. For fun I grabbed him by the balls - Marko Pantelic (ajaxshowtime.com)
Mario Balotelli to be questioned by police after 'paying man to strip down to underpants and drive moped into sea' (twitter.com)
Marquinhos on marking Messi while dealing with diarrhea: 'It wasn't easy, no it wasn't' (esporte.ig.com.br)
Crouch 'Before the CL final we went karting. I get to the turn, and I say to myself, 'I'm going to brake,' except my brakes are loose, I saw Xabi Alonso and Kuyt in front of me, and I asked myself the question, 'Who is the more important of the two?' So I ran into Kuyt. (twitter.com)
Lago Junior: My wife has me by the balls, she marks me like Sergio Ramos (marca.com)
Ferland Mendy apologises and explains his Spanish isn't that great after liking a tweet calling for Lucas Vázquez to be deported. (en.as.com)
Mendy, on Marcelo: 'We haven´t seen each other without shirts yet' (marca.com)
Jerome Boateng will play an alien in Men In Black 4 (welt.de)
It was the saddest backflip of my career... (football-italia.net)